You’re in.
Everything you need before your first post. Read it once — it is about five minutes, and the last section is the part that can cost you money if you skip it. The full terms are the contract; where this page and that one ever disagree, that one wins. Your link, referrals and earnings live at evilasf.com/affiliates/dashboard — sign in with the address you applied with and it will find your record. Bookmark it; it is the only page you need after today.
Two angles. Pick the one your audience already wants.
This decides more than anything else you will do. The same product sells completely differently to two different rooms, and running the wrong angle at a room reads as an ad.
They are not in competition and plenty of people run both on separate accounts. What you are actually selling on either one is the same thing: there is no agenda buried in the answer. People are tired of being managed.
Recurring, and it goes up.
You earn on every payment your referral makes for as long as they stay — not just the first one, and with no twelve-month cap. Cross a rung and the new rate applies to everyone you have already referred, not only the next one.
| Level | Requirement | Rate | Per Starter / mo | Per Premium / mo |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Partner | Everyone starts here | 30% | $4.50 | $15.00 |
| Advocate | 10+ active referrals | 35% | $5.25 | $17.50 |
| Archivist | 50+ active referrals | 40% | $6.00 | $20.00 |
Rates apply to the subscription price before payment-processing fees. We are not going to quote you a monthly income figure — what it adds up to depends entirely on how long your referrals stay subscribed, and neither of us can promise that in advance.
How the money actually moves.
| Attribution | 60 days from first click, last touch. The link sets a cookie, so it survives the signup and any gap before they subscribe. |
| Holding period | 30 days from each payment, covering refunds and chargebacks. Commission is earned immediately and shows in your dashboard as held during that window. |
| Threshold | $50. Below it, the balance rolls over. |
| Payout | Monthly, once the hold has cleared and you are over the threshold. |
Your dashboard shows all of it: clicks, referrals, what is payable now, what is still in hold. It never shows you who signed up — that is a privacy line we hold for them exactly as we would for you.
And your own plan is on us. Starter free from the day you are approved, becoming Unlimited once you hold 5 active referrals. Nothing to enter and no card — it applies to the account you signed up with, and it lasts as long as you are referring.
What actually converts.
Do not be clever about it. The product is the hook — say what it is in the first two seconds and people stop scrolling. And do not open on a screen recording: someone scrolling has no idea what they are looking at, and a text interface on a phone reads as nothing.
Theories are fine — that is what a research tool is for. Say what you believe and why. The framing that makes all of it stronger: this is publicly available information, officially released, compiled so it is finally searchable. Nobody is leaking anything, so do not call the documents leaks. “Officially released” is the stronger claim anyway. And leave price out of the video — the moment a number appears it becomes a pitch. Point people at the free tier and answer pricing in the comments.
Warming up a new account.
If you are starting a fresh account for this, give it about a week before you sell anything on it. The reason is mechanical, not superstition. Every platform classifies an account by what it posts early and then decides who to show it to. If the first thing it sees is a pitch and a link, it files you as a promo account and caps your reach — and no amount of good content afterwards fully undoes that. Warming up is just telling the classifier what you are before you ask it for anything.
Once it is warm, the straight statement above is the format to open with — it needs no existing audience, which is exactly what a new account does not have. Post when your people are actually awake rather than when it is convenient: the first hour decides how far a post travels, and on a cold account that is the whole test.
Two rules that can cost you money.
Everything else in the terms is administrative. These two are the ones that void a commission.
What is actually in there.
You do not need to memorise this — it is here so you have the right answer when somebody asks, and so you never name a collection we do not have. That is the one mistake in this whole program that a viewer can catch you in.
| DOJ Epstein files (EFTA release) | 1,284,491 documents |
| Clinton State Dept. emails | 33,676 emails |
| Epstein estate emails | 5,011 threads, 2001–2019 |
| CIA MKUltra files | 1,459 documents |
| Church Committee | Books I–VI, plus the 1977 Senate MKUltra hearing |
| 9/11 records | Commission report, Joint Inquiry, NIST, DOJ OIG |
| Russia investigations | Mueller, Durham, Senate Intel, Carter Page FISA |
| Warren Commission | Full report, 1964 |
| January 6 | Select Committee final report, DOJ OIG |
| COVID origins | Select Subcommittee report and exhibits |
| Surveillance oversight | PCLOB 215 and 702, President’s Review Group |
| Waco | 1995 House hearings, 1996 report, 1999 Senate hearing |
Twelve collections, 1,326,719 documents, every answer carrying a citation. Browse the real list any time at /archive — if it is not on that page, we do not have it yet.
The queue is a different list. Iran-Contra, the Pentagon Papers, RFK and MLK records, the Twitter Files and COINTELPRO are collections we intend to ingest, and partners vote on the order. They are worth telling your audience about as something coming — not as something they can search today.
Neither of these is a queue.
Spend twenty minutes in the product before your first post. Run some searches, ask it something a normal assistant would refuse, pull a document. You need both angles ready, because you do not control which one a comment comes at you from.